Life really would be more fun if it was a game show.
Why you say? Here's why....
Prizes
You did the dishes! = win a prize
You got dressed in real clothes (no yoga pants) = a round of applause
Make up too = standing ovation
You remembered to shovel the walk = move forward 3 spaces
You cleaned the whole house and helped a friend in need with one hand while balancing a child on your hip = you win a vacation to Australia
You lost 20 pounds = you win a new wardrobe
You had your third child = you win a new minivan and advance to a larger home
You got everyone to school on time, fully dressed and fed = please advance to sit on the couch (go) and collect $200
Excitement
Grocery shopping normally mundane but done at the speed of the price is right. It would be exhilarating
Comedy
Sometimes I wish we had rewind capabilities. I would have a fabulous gag reel.
Choices
Don't know what to do? Spin this giant wheel to discover what happens next
Oh the possibilities!!
However I can make my life seem like a game show I do it!!
My favorite new addition is with Bee. Catch phrase: Show me the bubbles!! He doesn't like to burp. He would rather hold it in. Best part is I've been doing this for weeks and sometimes he listens. Perhaps I am training him to burp on command. Not sure if that's a good thing yet but bubbles are sure coming a lot better.
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